Pharmacist: So Mrs. Johnson, I have your, (ahem) prescription ready.
Mrs. Johnson: Thank you Bob. I do so love the, service you provide.
Pharmacist: Almost as much as I love providing it. So are we still on for your regular, servicing after I close up shop for the night?
Mrs. Johnson: Of course Bob. It's just a shame Mr. Johnson can't join us.
Pharmacist: Ha ha ha....
Mrs. Johnson: Ha ha ha....
Meanwhile, back on earth, here's a little sample of what a real pharmacist sees throughout their 12 hour shift:
"Wha dew ehah haf da sign fur da hoodafed? Ehah jus' wanda breaf! COUGH COUGH"
"Wha dew ehah haf da sign fur da hoodafed? Ehah jus' wanda breaf! COUGH COUGH" The cough, of course, lands directly on the pharmacist's face.
And she will never need servicing.
And the pharmacist is thankful for that.
Can't wait to get back at it tomorrow.....
8 comments:
OK, other than the messy hair (it could be sex hair, you don't know) and the strange facial expression, she isn't that bad. And you'd totally want a piece of that if she was fully made up and sitting behind a desk reading off a teleprompter like the rest of your top 5.....
:)
I think the "not sexy!" reaction is more to the drugged-out-ness (maybe she's supposed to be sick?) than anything else... she COULD be attractive, but she's either drugged out, which makes her not attractive during the pharmacy interaction, or she has serious congestion-- also not sexy.
man, you need to age her about 20 years and lose a couple of teeth...THEN you have our typical customer.
This blog makes me laugh so much more than anything on TV does. That is freaking hilarious.
It happened to me in NYC. A customer coughed in my face, then handed me his sputum sample.
My partner told me about a lady who was in the drive thru popping her zits in the rearview mirror while he was ringing her up!! EWWWWWWW!!
LOL, quality!!!
Did you ever see the British series "Little Britain"? Hilarious. One of the characters is a dumpy, ugly lady (played by a man) who, after denying perfectly reasonable requests in her customer service job, coughs in the face of a customer. Every time.
Get it on Netflix.
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